Tuesday, December 08, 2009

The ultimate Google start page

One of the latest Google news was that the guys at Google simplified further their start page. They had spent months with that.

I proudly present that I went much further, in a more efficient way, and today, in my lunch break, I invented the ultimately-simple Google start page:

http://www.zsoltmolnar.hu/the_ultimate_google_start_page.html

My inventions:
  • No Google logo. Rationale: Everybody knows that "web search" equals Google, so it is redundant.
  • No "Search" button. Rationale: My long research resulted that after entering the search term, the majority of people uses Enter, so it is unnecessary. The small fraction of mouse addicts do not deserve Google services.
  • No "beta" in the logo. Rationale: Apart from the fact that there is no logo any more, one who knows what "beta" means also knows that all the Google applications are in permanent beta status, so it does not convey any useful information.
Please start using my new Google start page, because I need beta testers. Once Google paid the millions for my invention, all the successfull beta testers are invited for a lunch. To be stylish, empty white dishes will be served with a fork.